A (probable) letter from my teen daughters……
Dear sirs,
We wish to complain about our two Parent 1997 XLs. Despite all of our efforts there seems to be no way to update these old-fashioned models.
For example, the Music interface is dodgy to say the least with sub standard sound production and no obvious source adjustment – all tunes seem to be from the last century. Efforts to play modern music seem to result in ancient versions of the tune with the unit displaying “Ee, that sounds just like that one from U2.”
Also, we were led to believe that their Service Mode would include limitless supplies of cash, automatic clean up and chauffeuring facilities. This is nowhere near the truth!
Any request for money or a ride is met with a strange sound like a sharp intake of breath and long monologues about 15 mile paper rounds.
The units are becoming a nuisance as we can no longer relax in our own home. They seem to be programmed to constantly request that WE move laundry, plates and crisp packets from where we drop them.
This is not what the units are for! As loyal customers we expect better service than this and would appreciate immediate replacement, onsite service or radical software updates.
We look forward to your reply.
The Teens
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